List of pranks pulled while I tried to write an essay due the next day:
1. Papers taped to the walls reading "Loser," with arrows pointing to where I was sitting in the office.
2. A "loser" paper taped to my back, laced with really stinky perfume.
3. A truffle wrapper filled with paper and thumbtacks.
4. "Look Dad, Ginger shrank and Ivy grew!" This meant Ginger was taken out of the guinea pig cage and replaced with a Littlest Petshop look-alike figure while Klara put on similar clothes to Ivy's and sat motionless in Ivy's chair. (Ivy is a Chinese-American American Girl doll)
5. "Dad! Come quick, hurry! Klara's stuck up in a tree!" (see above)
6. Toilet seat saturated with Febreeze. (I didn't understand this one)
7. A dollar bill attached to the end of a string, placed quietly under my feet, and then slowly pulled away as if I'd go chasing it. What do they take me for anyway?
8. "Dad! Klara's missing!" (later found at bottom of the clothes hamper)
9. Small tupperware containers all around the office filled with "home-made" perfume. (water and all whatnot)
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